America... Love it or Leave it.

Hey y'all,
So I know its a little past the actual Fourth of July but really when is ACTUALLY too late to celebrate our fine, outstanding nation.  Now if you know me on any sort of personal level you will know that I have deep, undeniable, boarder line obnoxious love of America. (Rocket Scientist, Cash Money, Lil Sis, Braidster and especially Going to Heaven can attest to that ). I spent most of the Fourth of July watching a tractor parade and drinking Coors Light with Cash Money and Future Senator.  When the 108 degree heat finally got to us we went our separate ways. I ended up drinking fine margs with Mamacita and Rocket Scientist/Future Senator's parents that evening.  It was a true blessing to spend the day with so many of the greatest people I know. Without further ado I will bless y'all with all the reasons that the Fourth of July is Better  than Christmas

1. Fireworks
2. It is SUMMER not Winter
3. It is unacceptable to drink too much at Christmas dinner .... however the family 4th picnic... fair game

5. The food is AMERICAN and great
6. You get to wear an outlandish American outfit to actual event (not just to a pre Christmas sweater party)
7. American centered Power Ballads. (that needs no explanation)
8.Beer. lots of it.
9.It is only celebrated in AMERICA
10. Fireworks.

Hope y'all find that to be hilarious and delightful.

Peace and Blessings,
kjo